Kevin Kautzman
Affiliated Writer
Saint Paul, MN
Kevin is an award-winning playwright originally from North Dakota. He holds degrees from the University of Minnesota and UT Austin (Michener Fellowship).
Biography

Kevin is an award-winning playwright and screenwriter, co-founder of Bad Mouth Theatre Company, and co-host of the Art of Darkness podcast and Mouthing Off, which can be heard online and on 94.1FM in St. Paul. Originally from North Dakota, he holds degrees from the University of Minnesota (BA, History & Philosophy ’03) and the University of Texas at Austin (MFA, Creative Writing, Michener Fellow ’13). His work is published by Broadway Play Publishing, Oberon, Playscripts, and Smith & Kraus and has been reviewed in a variety of outlets including the Dallas Morning News, the Guardian, Time Out London, and the Pioneer Press.

Kevin first studied playwriting at the Royal Court’s young writers program and has received both the Jerome and Michener fellowships as well as a number of awards and scholarships, including the UK International Student Playscript (COYOTE), the Kernodle and the Southwestern Playwriting awards (DREAM OF PERFECT SLEEP) and the Sewanee and Kenyon playwriting scholarships. His IRIS with Red Eye in Minneapolis was named best playwriting by Lavender Magazine’s year in review. He has been a finalist for the Yale Drama Series (THEN WAVES), the Pen Center USA (THEN WAVES, WOLF CRY WOLF), and the Princess Grace (DREAM OF PERFECT SLEEP) awards in addition to the Lila Acheson Wallace program at Juilliard (MODERATION). His drama DREAM OF PERFECT SLEEP was nominated for an Offie and is available from Oberon and Broadway Play Publishing, and his work for the stage has appeared in the UK and US through and at Dixon Place, the Finborough, History Theatre, the Living Theatre, King’s Head, Page 73, the Playwrights’ Center, Red Eye, and Theatre503.

In collaboration with director Abbie Lucas, he’s written numerous original feature screenplays and a concept for television—one of these screenplays, called GREY DUCK, was the second selection in the Hamilton Film Festival 2021.

Most recently his play MODERATION received online readings from Spooky Action, Broad Horizons, Up and the Blank theatres. In 2023 his latest play THE ANIMALS received a reading in St. Paul from Bad Mouth Theatre Company. In 2023 he directed a production of Sean Reycraft’s ONE GOOD MARRIAGE at Phoenix Theater in Minneapolis, also with Bad Mouth. More at kevinkautzman.com.

Plays

by Kevin Kautzman

Diana works the night shift at a veterinary clinic, takes too many pills, and talks to the animals and an unruly snake in particular as she makes a decision about the nature of revenge and whether she should pursue it.

When her unusual crypto investments pay off big time, she concocts a revolutionary plan and hires an unsavory character from the Internet to help her set it into motion, even as the world around her starts to burn.

Will Diana add to the anarchy that threatens her and the animals, what is driving her to want revenge so badly, and why is she talking to a pet snake?

Listen to a reading of THE ANIMALS by Bad Mouth Theatre Company here.

Cast:
This is a play for three actors, who play: DIANA - F 30s THE ANIMALS - M 60s SNAKE MYNAH PARROT THE LAST ANIMAL PITBULL - M 30s

In the darkly comic drama, social media content moderators lose their mind at work as they struggle to perform well enough to get a better job at the Company, whose mission is to "Connect the World" but whose platform is increasingly becoming an unruly tool for global discord and the worst the human Id can devise.

MODERATION has received readings online from Spooky Action, Up Theater, Broad Horizons and the Blank Theatre. More at moderationplay.com.

Cast:
HE SHE

A comedy about student loans and a trio of students who've had enough.

At College Town, USA you can get a degree in theatre, sociology and medieval studies, but as soon as you're graduate, you're on your own. When three struggling alumni discover the exceptionally high salaries of the coaching staff of the beloved College Town, Bucks football team, they decide to take direct action and free themselves from a lifetime of debt. Their solution just happens to involve kidnapping for ransom.

Cast:
AMY - 21, Theatre BFA JAMES - 27, Sociology M.A. TANYA - 30, Medieval History PhD COACH DANIELS - 40, Offensive Coach for the Bucks ANNOUNCER (V.O.)

A commission from History Theatre in St. Paul, MR HEMINGWAY addresses the famous author's final days as he struggles to remember Paris while facing electroshock therapy at Mayo Clinic in Rochester, Minnesota.

For more on Hemingway, check out our Art of Darkness episode profiling him.

Cast:
This play calls for five actors, with four potential cases of doubling. HEM MARY HOTCH HADLEY SCOTT HOUSEWIFE A STRANGER NURSE DR. ROME FIGURES A writer 61 His fourth wife 52 His pal 40 His first wife, in memory 30s His rival, in memory 20s An Idahoan, doubled by HADLEY 30s A fan of Hemingway's, doubled by FITZ 20s A nurse at the Mayo Clinic, doubled by HADLEY 30s A doctor at the Mayo Clinic, doubled by FITZ 50s In masks Cast to your vision. Gender and race are flexible, as are doubled roles.

Available from Oberon & Broadway Play Publishing

A drama about losing your grip on reality, and the consequences.

Dream of Perfect Sleep is the story of an ageing couple, Mary and Gene, and their adult children - recovering-addict Robert and new-ager Melissa. Mary suffers from severe vertigo and just wants to watch her TV show. Gene is busy organizing a very special holiday dinner, but party planning isn’t exactly his strong suit. When the estranged kids come home for the holidays, Gene reveals some unexpected news that threatens to destroy the family’s already strained bonds…

Cast:
GENE M 70s MARY F 70s MELISSA F 30s ROBERT M 40s

A troubled girl. A talking doll. A witch with boundary issues. All this and more (with puppets!) in VASILISA MOST LOVELY, an adaptation of the Russian folktale for all ages, with puppets, live music and damn it, yes, magic. On her deathbed, Vasilisa’s mother gives her a special doll to comfort her in her grief. Later, when faced with excessive chores at the hands of a greedy step-mother and step-sisters with serious boy problems, Vasilisa discovers her doll really does have the power to comfort her. Literally. A play about loss, growing up and the hope that kindness might heal what time cannot. VASILISA MOST LOVELY is an original adaptation of the Russian folktale featuring Vasilisa (the loveliest girl in the country), her snarky doll and the infamous Baba Yaga.

Cast:
You can do this play with as few as six actors. VASILISA FATHER MOTHER MIDWIFE THE DOLL STEP-MOTHER STEP-SISTER 1 STEP-SISTER 2 BABA YAGA THE WHITE RIDER THE RED RIDER ASSISTANT 1 ASSISTANT 2 ASSISTANT 3
by Kevin Kautzman

In "Wolf Cry Wolf," when Steph returns home to North Dakota for the first time in years and surprises her estranged childhood friend Jane, they descend into their memories and relive the summer Jane told Steph her deepest secret: she knows how turn into a wolf.

Cast:
JANE F 23/13 STEPH F 21/11 GEORGE M 15

Available from Broadway Play Publishing

An Internet sex comedy for the Recession Generation.

Lucy and Chris are typical American twenty-somethings struggling to survive the Great Recession with their dignity intact.  They hate their jobs like most everybody else, but they need the insurance...

Excerpted in the Best Mens Stage Monologues 2013, from Smith & Kraus.

Cast:
LUCY / LUXXX - F 20s CHRIS / CHRIXXX - M 20s BIG_BEN - A Client TOMMYKNOCKER - A Client A Note on Casting The play requires a cast of two or three, depending on how you intend to handle BIG_BEN and TOMMYKNOCKER.
by Kevin Kautzman

A modern border western - Breaking Bad meets Sam Shepard with a Coenesque smirk.

A racist militiaman on the border takes the new kid for a ride. When the kid's real motivations become clear, questions of race, loyalty, duty and truth come dramatically to live in this contemporary, darkly comic border western.

Winner: UK National Student Drama Festival

Cast:
VINCE - An Old Man, Caucasian LUKE - A Young Man, Caucasian ANNA - A Young Woman, Latin JAEGER (V.O.) - A Middle Aged Man, Caucasian

From IPHIENIA 2.0 by Charles Mee

Iris believes it’s her wedding day and couldn’t be happier, but in reality her father has conspired to sacrifice her to appease his demanding soldiery, well meaning men who will only go to war upon seeing their leader offer up that which he holds dearest...

Cast:
AARON IRIS LILLIAN MANNY BRIAN OLD MAN GOVERNESS YOUNG SOLDIER

A drama about an American soldier who returns from the Middle East with PTSD.

A discharged American soldier returns from war to do violence upon his estranged son, who may not be his at all. Set in the American Midwest, THEN WAVES explores the issues of violence’s echo in uncertain times.

Cast:
BRADY - Man CAILIN - Young Man RYAN - Man THEE - Woman
by Kevin Kautzman

Available at Playscripts

Anywhere High School's Drama Club is about to stage yet another infamously terrible holiday play by their oft-absent drama teacher, Mr. Colby, when he departs for a sabbatical. Left to lead themselves, the backstage crew decides to stage their own action-packed holiday play about the first Christmas after the Apocalypse: Reindeer Apocalypse Storm! The problem is, there's no budget, people are quitting left and right, and the new playwright has no idea that his play is ridiculous. Will school spirit, artistic collaboration, and cyborg reindeer be enough to overcome the odds and create a hit holiday show?

 

 

Cast:
6 f, 2 m (8-9 actors possible: 5-6 f, 2-4 m)
by Kevin Kautzman

A play about gun culture in America, and schools.

Cast:
CHERISE - Student EVELYN - Professional GUN - A Man YOUNG GUN - A Young Man
by Kevin Kautzman

James and Kelly are new empty nesters. A professor, James is obsessed with mirrors and longs to be seen, known, and desired. So does Kelly, a teacher lately pushed past her limits. Enter Bryce and Echo, each beautiful and mysterious and able to reflect back to the aging couple what they want most.

GHOSTING NARCISSUS is a dramatic meditation on the culture of narcissism, identity, love, death, desire and aging.

Cast:
JAMES M 40s & MIRROR 1 KELLY F 40s & MIRROR 2 ECHO F 20s & MIRROR 3 BRYCE M 20s & MIRROR 4

Successes

MODERATION is being presented via Zoom at the Blank Theatre in their Living Room Series, through December 31st, 2021.

Complete the form on their homepage for access.

Broadway Play Publishing now offers editions of DREAM OF PERFECT SLEEP and IF YOU START A FIRE [BE PREPARED TO BURN], in print for the first time. Find them here.

MODERATION was named a semi-finalist for the Austin Film Festival.

New play MODERATION will receive its first public reading on Sunday, May 24th, 2020 through Spooky Action in DC, via YouTube. Details can be found here.

Broad Horizons, a developmental theatre company in New York City, recently announced my new play MODERATION a finalist for their annual reading series. This play I wrote last year and deals with social media content moderators losing their minds at work. Find it on NPX.