A comedy about student loans and a trio of students who've had enough.

At College Town, USA you can get a degree in theatre, sociology and medieval studies, but as soon as you're graduate, you're on your own. When three struggling alumni discover the exceptionally high salaries of the coaching staff of the beloved College Town, Bucks football team, they decide to take direct action and free themselves from a lifetime of debt. Their solution just happens to involve kidnapping for ransom.

AMY - 21, Theatre BFA JAMES - 27, Sociology M.A. TANYA - 30, Medieval History PhD COACH DANIELS - 40, Offensive Coach for the Bucks ANNOUNCER (V.O.)