What if we discovered that “Hell” is a place that we have chosen for ourselves and then can’t seem to leave? After a long-term, abusive relationship, “Hell” is all too familiar to HE and SHE. He turns to alcohol, stupid jokes and wisecracks; every once in a while it gets out of control. He’ll apologize, she’ll take him back, he’ll feel he’s “won,” and she’ll feel “loved.” The cycle of abuse continues, the crazies are never far away, and although the emotional chaos may subside, it never disappears. Until Act II. All the same things happen more or less–just as in the cycle of abuse–but this time she, essentially, says “stop.” Not immediately, but little by little she realizes she is not powerless, and change is possible. It’s a revelation for both of them.
Welcome to Hell, Please Choose from the Following Options (wth)
Cast:
SHE A smart, attractive, professional, fifty-something woman. She appears younger. Was in a relationship with HE for a long time.
HE The same approximate age and also a professional. Although he’s an abusive personality, he is often charming and can be quite likeable, if he chooses to be.
THE VOICES:
The voices should provide darkly comic relief, especially the Telephone Voice of Hell. These can be played audio recordings, video recordings, or live, but they do not participate physically in the action.
TELEPHONE VOICE of HELL: female and obnoxiously soothing.
A VOICE ABOUT THE MONSTER: male or female
DR. MORRISON: male, patronizing, a psychiatrist
JUDGE: male, gruff, older
ANOTHER VOICE: male or female
THE OTHER WOMAN
RALPH: a therapist, upbeat and cheerful
A PSYCHOLOGIST: male or female
TELEPHONE VOICE (DOUG): male, doesn’t care about his job