ADAM, an uptight and troubled British businessman has his suicide thwarted when an irritating, homeless, Cockney beggar named RUBY interrupts his plan. She saves his life...just like she always has...just like she always will.  (Cast 1M/1W)

ADAM AGE 40+ An uptight, suicidal British businessman. HE wears a business suit and carries an umbrella and a briefcase. RUBY AGE 60+ A homeless woman who speaks with a thick Cockney accent. SHE wears an ill-fitting house dress, a stained fedora, and well-worn shoes. SHE looks like she is in serious need of a shower.
Donald Loftus