Horror! Lurking in dark corners of closets-untouched identities, bought but never worn. Fashion’s a ghoul-so why not sing about it? A romp through bad decisions & embarrassment with a man on base. Bass.

NINE DRESSES
When Wendy left hippydom to become a corporate serpent
When Debbie overcame her fear of heights and jumped
When Lola snuck into one of those big award shows
When Shirley got over Bob and became a tart
When Elaine went over to the dark side
When Zyzyza squeezed into an A-line
They all…

… wore a new dress.

Ridiculous dresses, from the 80’s on up —dresses made of desires, secret identities, or just really ridiculous solutions to impossible questions.