This absurdist comedy tells the tale of a hilariously inept high school debate team, led by an unfortunate tandem of an overzealous football coach and a failed actor who insists on only speaking in accents. Several bizarre subplots ensue, including the mournful tale of a lonely cardboard box and their unrequited love for the school's guidance counselor. The show was selected as part of the Minnesota Fringe Festival's "Encore Series" and later produced at the Guthrie Theater.