Bard Fiction, or Pulp Shakespeare

A Shakespearean adaptation of the film Pulp Fiction, wherein rogues commit crimes, infidelity is narrowly avoided by use of strange herbs, and the rubbing of feet is discussed.

Cast: 
Pumpkin Pie, Meadsweet Coney, Julius Win-field, Vincenzio ('Vincent') de la Vega, Brittanus, Marvin, Roger, Claudio, Lord Marsellus Wallace, Lady Mia Wallace, Scottish Dave, Lancelot, Juno, Sprint, Butch ('Butcher') Coolidge, Fabiana, Ghost of Butch's Father, Norman, Esmaralda de las Vias Tres, Maynard, Zed, The Gimp, Jacob, Baron Winston DeWulf, Tavern Wench, Bess, Patrons at a Tavern, patrons and performers at the Slender Hare, &tc.
Authors: 
Aaron Greer, Ben Tallen, and Brian Watson-Jones, with contributions from the Pulp Bard wiki