R.W. Schneider
New Haven, CT
A finished play is not the execution of a plan. Rather, it is the record of a discovery—at least, that’s the way it’s been for me.
Biography

R.W. SCHNEIDER is the author of A Play of Angelic Visitation in the 2023 Queens Short Play Festival.  Lunch at the Akropolis and We Seem to Be Conversing were produced earlier at the Emerging Artists Theatre in Manhattan. His dramatization of editorial problems in Emily Dickinson, Zero at the Bone, received a reading at Dutch Kills Theatre in Queens. Sanctuary, North was a finalist at the National Playwrights Conference and the Headwaters New Play Festival in Creede, Colorado. It received readings at Dutch Kills and Headwaters. A Play of Angelic Visitation was also shortlisted this year for the International NEEM Award (turquoise) for Improper Dramaturgy, an award for "a play no one would want to produce."

He teaches at Northern Illinois University.   https://newplayexchange.org/users/6841/r-w-schneider

Plays

by R.W. Schneider

The central conceit (borrowed from a Japanese anime) is this: before reaching puberty, young girls discover that each contains the soul of a warship of the Imperial navy. With training, they learn to don the armor, guns and aircraft of their titular ship and so become that ship. Enrolled in the naval academy, the Fleet Girls are molded into an elite force pledged to defend the emperor at any cost. In other ways, they’re just like high school girls anywhere. Morale is high until one day, northeast of Midway Island, things go terribly wrong. When asked to make the ultimate sacrifice, the young women must assess the value of their civilian lives in practical terms.

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Mutsuki, destroyer 1,468 t Hibiki, destroyer 2,050 t Fubuki, destroyer 2,050 t Mikuma, heavy cruiser 13,668 t Mogami, heavy cruiser 13,670 t Nagato, battleship, fleet executive commander 38,498 t Kaga, fleet carrier 38,813 t Akagi, fleet carrier 42,000 t Yamato, super battleship 72,000 t
by R.W. Schneider

Playwright Jaq steers her newest project through a minefield of obstacles: the holders of underlying rights won’t let her use their properties; an eager actor jumps the gun; a naval historian tests her research, and a literary manager offers too many suggestions. Some of the biggest problems are posed by people who truly want to help. At intervals, two of her characters pursue their own drama even as their creator labors over hers. When Jaq hits a wall, the characters intervene.

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Jaq (f) a playwright Drew (m) a music company executive Fleet Girl #1, IJNS Fubuki (f) a destroyer Cora (f) an actress Fleet Girl #2, IJNS Akagi (f) an aircraft carrier Klock (m) a lawyer Yamaguchi (m) an agent Commander Lovebed (m) a naval historian Rosa (f) a literary manager
by R.W. Schneider

Dutch Kills Theatre “Loose Leaf Series” reading directed by Jean Randich, November, 2015. Finalist, 2016 National Playwrights Conference.
Equity reading at Headwaters New Play Festival, Creed, CO, directed by Kate Berry

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bob meecher, A LIVING, NATURAL MAN 51 HANK, CHUCK’S FRIEND 40 CHUCK, A SOUTH DAKOTA URANIUM INDIAN 34 KALISTA, BARMAID AND STUDENT OF ETHICS 30 GIGI (RHYMES WITH “PIGGY”) 50

Nyssa met Thaddeus when she took his freshman survey course in Western Philosophy. A professor and a student with unusually compatible minds, they found themselves embarked for a multi-year cruise on the deep waters of philosophic conversation. In Nyssa’s final semester, however, the tone of the voyage changed abruptly. Like the brave sailors in Moby Dick, they encountered a topic that sank them utterly. Months later, the wreckage is still floating.
The second act is an alternative to the first. The characters leave from the same port, but the wind carries them to different destinations.

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by R.W. Schneider

A shape-shifting angel visits a Bible college in search of fresh meat.

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Ray, a male student at Wishly Bible College 18 Taylor, a female student at Wishly Bible College 21 Davi Pandruma, Professor of Apocrypha and Ray’s father 47 Janet Bratson, Associate Dean and Title IX Coordinator 52 Primordial Metatron, a female angel who inhabits human bodies 5470

And earlier version was played by the Saint Sebastian Players, Chicago. June, 2018 Directed by Peter Giessel.
New Works Festival, Nov, 2018 Directed by Zohar Fuller

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by R.W. Schneider

The elephant in the room is that we'll never really connect with anyone.

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LOU somewhat younger SASHA somewhat older ALEX enjoys his work

A researcher at a top theatre school encounters a street woman with perfect diction who recites passages from old plays for tips. He sets about trying to find out who she is and how she became homeless. He ends up making discoveries about himself.

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Northern Illinois University, directed by Chris Markle, February, 2003. Semi-finalist, 2004 National Playwrights Conference (as The Flaubert Project).

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Dutch Kills Theatre “Loose Leaf Series” reading directed by Hondo Weiss-Richmond, October, 2016. Semi-finalist, 2017 National Playwrights Conference

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Northern Illinois University directed by Stanton Davis, April, 2016

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The play is situated in six contiguous apartments at the rear of a century-old building in the 13th arrondissement of Paris. Events in each apartment are related in the corresponding column of the performance text. A blank cell indicates that the previously-described action continues. Actors can and should supply additional bits of behavior -- like grace notes -- within the framework provided. To take just one example, there’s scarcely any limit to the number of times that someone who’s getting ready to go out will cross in front of a window.

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