“MAID TO MEASURE”
SYNOPSIS
“Maid to Measure” is a satirical ten-minute play exploring modern relationships, societal expectations, and technology. In his high-rise office, executive Dorian is visited by his wealthy, disillusioned friend Jamison, who seeks a custom-built cyborg wife to replace his “not right” spouse. As their debate unfolds, Dorian defends real relationships against Jamison’s absurd pursuit of perfection. The play examines the clash between human flaws and artificial ideals, ending as Jamison remains undeterred in his quest for a robotic partner. “Maid to Measure” is meant to be a witty, thought-provoking take on love, marriage, and the implications of advancing technology.
Cast
Cast of Characters JAMISON: Age 40 A wealthy, entitled man used to getting his way, Jamison hides deep dissatisfaction beneath his charm and polished exterior. Fixated on achieving perfection, he lacks emotional depth and self-awareness. His absurd ideas, quick wit, and humor make him both infuriating and entertaining, driving the play’s central conflict. DORIAN: Age 40 Dorian, a self-made, sharp-tongued executive, leads the Federal Domestic Center and champions ethical technology use. Pragmatic yet warm, he counters Jamison’s absurdity with wit and reason. A skeptic of perfection, he stands firm against Jamison’s outlandish request, exposing the flaws in his logic while recalling their shared past with humor.
Authors
Donald Loftus