Love Potion Tango

A film noir re-enactment of the song Love Potion Number Nine, covered by the Searchers in 1963.

Cast

(2m, 2-3 f) Sebastian Mueller A spirited and agile man, light on his feet but not grounded in his head. He wears a brown felt Fedora on his head, Oxford’s on his feet, and he’s given to crossing one foot over the other and spinning round. He likes a good time, but usually winds up in a bad situation. He’s a fun-loving guy who attracts trouble and isn’t well liked. He has only one thing on his mind – love. Any race; black fits the stereotype. Madame Rue A fortune-teller gypsy, similar to The Oracle in The Matrix. She knows everything but says little. Age 50 plus. Any race. Officer Lewellyn A tough, burly male police officer with a chip on his shoulder. *Miranda Luanne Larvosky A knock out in the genre of Marilyn Monroe. Large breasts, big hair, long legs. 25-35. Southern accent. *Amy Mueller 20 -30. Sebastian’s ex-wife turned lesbian. Over-sensitive and neurotic, like every other June Lockhart stay-at-home wife. White, simple and thin. * Amy and Miranda could be played by the same actress.