The Trampled Tale of Sir Percy

A zany eruption of metatheatre as the presentation of a ten-minute play goes horribly wrong. Neither the Stage Manager's intervention nor the arrival of the leading man's dead mother (spouting Shakespeare) is much help. Fortunately, the clock keeps running and after ten minutes the Stage Manager orders everyone off. (10pp)

Total 4: 2 Female, 1 Male, 1 Either.