A "SNOOP SPOOF" - STEPHANIE PEACH - "Jersi Hotties"

"Snoop Spoofs” are 10 - 15:00 minute comedic plays which may be produced separately or combined into an hour + evening of hilarity. The plays are written for two men and two women with doubling.

"Snoops" spoofed are: Stephanie Peach: “The Jersi Hotties”, Joe Friday – Dragnet: “The Beaver Cleaver Hanratty Truancy”, Hercule Poiriot: “Lunch With The Spider Woman”, Nick DeFalco, P.I.: “The Goddess In Green Satin”, Inspector Clouseau: “Relax and Wax”., Charlie's Angels: "Eldercare Bikini Wax Job", Sheriff Andy and Deputy Barney: "Community Policing Belly Dance". The sketches may be woven together with black-out parodies of the Rockford Files telephone answering machine messages.

SYNOPSIS: A spoof of the popular Stephanie Plum series of 24 novels by Janet Evanovich and adapted into a 2012 film. Evanovich has said of Stephanie: "If Mickey Spillane wrote Archie and Veronica, Stephanie would be Betty."[2]

JERSI HOTTIES: STEPHANIE PEACH works in her cousin Vinnie’s Bail Bond company. Her partner, TALLI is a reformed “Ho” (whore) who is now the hottest clerk in New Jersey (Jersi). Together they are seeking to catch GREASY GARI who steals used cooking oil. Stephanie must fight off the advances of her boyfriend, DETECTIVE JOE MANICOTTI who believes that Stephanie cannot apprehend anyone by using Fabreeze rather than a Glock.

Cast: 
STEPHANIE PEACH - A medium gal (34-D), medium-length hair in a ponytail, stretchy-shirt, blue jeans, running shoes, and carries a sports tote. TALLI - Plus-size, voluptuous, pink and poison green Leopard print top, purple spandex mini-skirt, 4” slut-heels, and her hair is fire-engine orange. DETECTIVE MANICOTTI - Undercover cop costume: his hair is brown/black, Slicked back, sweatshirt, blue jeans, and Sneakers. GREASY GARY (Gari) - A typical “Jersey Shore” Guido: hair is Moussed back and up, tanned almost to a crisp, greasy t-shirt, homie pants which ride very low over boxers with red hearts, and tennis shoes.
Authors: 
Jean W. Yeager