A "SNOOP SPOOF" - INSPECTOR CLOUSEAU - "Relax and Wax"

"Snoop Spoofs” are 10 - 15:00 minute comedic plays which may be produced separately or combined into an hour + evening of hilarity. The plays are written for two men and two women with doubling.

"Snoops" spoofed are: Stephanie Peach: “The Jersi Hotties”, Joe Friday – Dragnet: “The Beaver Cleaver Hanratty Truancy”, Hercule Poiriot: “Lunch With The Spider Woman”, Nick DeFalco, P.I.: “The Goddess In Green Satin”, Inspector Clouseau: “Relax and Wax”., Charlie's Angels: "Eldercare Bikini Wax Job", Sheriff Andy and Deputy Barney: "Community Policing Belly Dance". The sketches may be woven together with black-out parodies of the Rockford Files telephone answering machine messages.

SYNOPSIS:  INSPECTOR COLUSEAU, is going to go after a very rich jewel thief and his beautiful wife. In order to prepare to enter the world of the uber-wealthy, Clouseau has heard that he needs to become “one of the beautiful people.” To look more like a fashion model or a bodybuilder than the 50-year+ guy he is, he has decided to go to a new tanning/waxing parlor in town, “RELAX AND WAX”; not realizing it is also a marijuana dispensary. Through a mistaken set of events, Clouseau becomes stoned – and waxed!

Cast: 
Inspector Clouseau: A man in his 50s Jughead: Security guard. Betty: Woman, dispensary head. Veronica: Woman, waxing salon pro.
Authors: 
Jean W. Yeager