PHIL: 40-something divorced father of two. Loyal corporate drone in finance. A nice guy who's been finishing last a lot lately. MILDRED: (Voice on phone.) PHIL's ex-wife. Uptight and unfunny. MIKE: PHIL's coworker. Alpha male sales guy. Charming in abrasive way. Never married, no kids. Early 40s. BARB: PHIL’s coworker. Late 50s. Twice-divorced. Past her prime, but still rocking it. KRISTIN: Divorced mom. Professional, but with wild streak. SERVER: Male. Glum and grouchy.