Homeland Security

Just before dawn, two bored customs agents at Kennedy International Airport encounter a lone passenger on a flight from Israel, who appears to be Jesus of Nazareth.  His attempts to explain himself only heighten their suspicions that he is a potential terrorist, leading to a miraculous confrontation.

Cast: 
Mikey: Childish, playful, not too bright. Fashions himself a defender against Jihad. Cleo: No-nonsense stickler for the rules. Man: Apologetic, accommodating, eager to please.