He's Your Daddy!

CHIP CONRAD brings his girlfriend HALEY SIMPSON to meet his parents CONNIE and CRAIG CONRAD over dinner at a restaurant. To everyone’s shock, Haley and Craig already know each other. But he knows her as Sky, a dancer at a gentlemen’s club he frequents. Appalled, Connie kicks Craig out of the house and seeks a divorce while Chip, who thought Haley was waitressing nights, breaks up with her even though she was only working at the club to help pay off college loans.

Cast aside by their loved ones, Craig and Haley live together to save money while they plot to restore their previous relationships. They find a former adult dancer, MARY FISHER, who now is a minister and married to one of her former customers who heads a non-profit that aids battered women. Craig and Haley are hoping that the minister and her husband can prove to Connie and Chip that they are not wicked people and can lead respectable lives in spite of their strip club history. The minister, however, senses that Craig and Haley are emotionally attached and perhaps falling in love.

Craig and Haley soon realize that they have fallen in love while they’ve been working to win back Connie and Chip. Haley admits she was sexually attracted to Craig at the club but suppressed her feelings. Chip discovers that Craig and Haley are living together and that apparently ends any shot at reconciliation.

After Connie publicly rebukes them at a restaurant, Haley and Craig consummate their relationship. Realizing that he misses her despite what she has done, Chip has an exploratory meeting with Haley to talk things over. She is distant during their conversation because she is in love with his father.

Connie coincidentally sits next to Mary Fisher at a gynecologist’s office. The minister, not knowing that Connie is Craig’s wife, shares her story with her. That convinces Connie and Chip that perhaps they have been overly judgmental and harsh in kicking Craig and Haley out of their lives. They want to reconcile, provided that Craig and Haley have not become lovers. Upon learning that they indeed are, Connie and Chip are through with them.

Haley then discovers she is pregnant – with Chip’s child. She tells Craig, who offers to raise the child with her as their own. Horrified by the thought of being in a relationship with her child’s grandfather, Haley kicks out Craig and reaches out to Chip and Connie. Chip wants nothing to do with the child, saying he will not drop out of dental school to find a job and won’t support the child. Connie wants nothing to do with the child because Haley is the mother. Chip and Connie tell Haley she should have an abortion or give up the child for adoption. Neither option is acceptable to her.

Desperate and still in love with him, Haley reaches out to Craig after getting some advice from Mary Fisher that if they raise the child to be open-minded, a relationship with the child’s grandfather doesn’t have to be creepy. Craig and Haley realize that they, not Chip and Connie because they are willing to abandon the child, are good people and resume their relationship.

Cast: 
CRAIG CONRAD, father in his 50's. CONNIE CONRAD, mother in her 50's. CHIP CONRAD, son in his 20's HALEY SIMPSON, attractive and built girlfriend in her 20's. MARY FISHER, attractive minister in her 40's. WAITER, any age.
Authors: 
Michael Zielinski