Inspired by the notion that bad exposition can make for good comedy, A Disturbing Encounter at the Calhoun Residence Involving Sex, Marriage and the American Musical Theatre takes us to the home of Roger and Charlotte Calhoun. Having received a mysterious phone call suggesting that Roger may be the illegitimate father of a local teenage girl, the Calhouns are thrown into a tizzy when their teenage son Billy shows up with Suzie, his new girlfriend. Could this be Roger's daughter? Gasp!
Cast:
CHARLOTTE CALHOUN: Mid to late 40's. The long-suffering wife of the doltish Roger; she isn't exactly, well...faithful. /
ROGER CALHOUN: Mid to late 40's. Doltish husband to Charlotte; hasn't always been exactly, well...truthful. /
BILLY CALHOUN: 16. Roger and Charlotte's son; hormonal, good at math. /
SUZIE: 16. Billy's new girlfriend; bad at math, smartest one in the room.
